Not a Fortuitous Day
Fort-score and seven years ago, Harrison Fort was looking for a home. All the advice concurred: 'Fortune favors the bold, so go forth and conquer, and may the fort be with you.' Entering the Betty Fort Clinic, he exclaimed "Who forted!" The group surrounding him glared; the clinic was the only affortable housing in San Francisco. Quickly realizing that fort sight is 20/20, he chose to just live in his Fort Mustang. And away he drove into the sunset.